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Reviews | Indie Music Flix: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Surreal, and Addictively Unstable’

Reviews | Indie Music Flix: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Surreal, and Addictively Unstable’

Indie Music Flix calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a punk show, protest rally, and performance art piece all at once.” From anarchist grooves to CBGB echoes and dadaist chaos, The Stolen Moans craft a cinematic, volatile debut that hits like adrenaline at a dark carnival. Read the full review.

Reviews | Plastic Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is a ‘Shapeshifting Collage of Rebellion and Sound'

Reviews | Plastic Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is a ‘Shapeshifting Collage of Rebellion and Sound'

Plastic Magazine calls The Stolen Moans’ Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a fever dream”, a shapeshifting album that fuses punk, pop, and experimental noise into a cinematic, rebellious soundscape. With standout tracks like “Dada Catapult” and “Falling Into,” this debut doesn’t just land, it detonates.

Reviews | Earmilk: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Fearless, Volatile, and Ravenous with Intent’

Reviews | Earmilk: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Fearless, Volatile, and Ravenous with Intent’

Earmilk hails Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as “a living, breathing creature, an explosive debut that blends riot grrrl punk, surrealism, and confessional chaos. With fuzz-drenched guitars and anarchist heat, The Stolen Moans deliver a record that doesn’t just speak, it howls!”

Reviews | The Big Takeover: Elbows Don't Have Eyes sets "a New Standard for Rock and Roll"

Reviews | The Big Takeover: Elbows Don't Have Eyes sets "a New Standard for Rock and Roll"

The Big Takeover’s Dave Franklin calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “the new standard” for modern rock, praising its “fearless songwriting, CBGB-era swagger, and jagged, genre-breaking sound. From cultish anthems to chaotic beauty, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes hits hard and leaves a mark.”

Reviews | ExtraVAFrench: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Rage, Poetry, and Thirteen Gunshots in an Empty Hangar’

Reviews | ExtraVAFrench: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Rage, Poetry, and Thirteen Gunshots in an Empty Hangar’

ExtraVAFrench calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes a “punk survival diary, a wild, poetic, and uncompromising album that moves from barbed-wire riffs to post-industrial rituals. The Stolen Moans deliver 13 miniature sonic revolutions, and the result is unforgettable.”

Reviews | IGGY Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is ‘Fiery, Scathing, and Impossible to Ignore’

Reviews | IGGY Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is ‘Fiery, Scathing, and Impossible to Ignore’

IGGY Magazine celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a fiery collision of punk, haunted textures, and alternative rock energy, calling it a “fierce, unclassifiable birth certificate for a band that refuses to play it safe.”

Reviews | Cheers to The Vikings: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Fearless, and Unforgettable’

Reviews | Cheers to The Vikings: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Fearless, and Unforgettable’

Cheers to The Vikings praises Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a bold and unpredictable journey, filled with “raw energy, haunting soundscapes, and fearless songwriting. From the explosive “Dada Catapult” to the lingering beauty of “Epilogue,” this is an album that sticks with you.”

Reviews | Mesmerized.io: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Rebellious, Observant, and Irresistible’

Reviews | Mesmerized.io: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Rebellious, Observant, and Irresistible’

Mesmerized.io praises The Stolen Moans’ debut album, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, for its rebellious spirit, razor-sharp lyricism, and daring punk energy, calling it a bold and irresistible entry into a saturated music world.

Reviews | Dancing About Architecture: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is Rock Reinvented, Then Rewired

Reviews | Dancing About Architecture: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is Rock Reinvented, Then Rewired

Dancing About Architecture’s Dave Franklin calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “the sound of rock and roll evolving, twisting genres, torching norms, and returning from the depths with a post-genre roar.”

Reviews | Music For All Applauds Elbows Don't Have Eyes: ‘Versatile, Cohesive, and Wildly Honest’

Reviews | Music For All Applauds Elbows Don't Have Eyes: ‘Versatile, Cohesive, and Wildly Honest’

Music For All celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, calling it versatile, cohesive, and a fearless fusion of punk, indie, pop, and experimental rock. Read why this debut is a must-hear for all music lovers.

Reviews | York Calling: EDHE is ‘A Must-Hear Debut Full of Surreal Fire’

Reviews | York Calling: EDHE is ‘A Must-Hear Debut Full of Surreal Fire’

York Calling calls The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a must-hear,” praising its surreal lyricism, social commentary, and genre-hopping garage rock spirit.

New Music | Elbows Don't Have Eyes

New Music | Elbows Don't Have Eyes

The Stolen Moans release their debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, 13 tracks of gothic glitter, punk grit, and cinematic fury, out Friday the 13th.

Headbangers News Praises “Morning Scars” as a Bold & Fearless Rock Anthem

Headbangers News Praises “Morning Scars” as a Bold & Fearless Rock Anthem

In their latest review, Headbangers News describes “Morning Scars” as a daring and powerful track that blends post-punk and gothic influences with fearless sonic experimentation. With its intoxicating mix of Celtic harp, distorted guitars, raw vocals, and mysterious piano, the song is praised for its ability to captivate listeners. The review highlights The Stolen Moans’ ability to craft immersive, thought-provoking music while forging a unique identity in the modern rock scene. This track cements the band’s place as one to watch.