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ExtraVAFrench | Elbows Don't Have Eyes
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ExtraVAFrench | Elbows Don't Have Eyes

ExtraVAFrench calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes a “punk survival diary, a wild, poetic, and uncompromising album that moves from barbed-wire riffs to post-industrial rituals. The Stolen Moans deliver 13 miniature sonic revolutions, and the result is unforgettable.”

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Cheers to The Vikings | Elbows Don't Have Eyes
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Cheers to The Vikings | Elbows Don't Have Eyes

Cheers to The Vikings praises Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a bold and unpredictable journey, filled with “raw energy, haunting soundscapes, and fearless songwriting. From the explosive “Dada Catapult” to the lingering beauty of “Epilogue,” this is an album that sticks with you.”

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Indie Dock Music Blog | Elbows Don't Have Eyes
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Indie Dock Music Blog | Elbows Don't Have Eyes

Indie Dock Music Blog delivers a raving review of The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, calling it “vibrantly alive, unhinged, and essential for anyone craving more surrealism (and fewer safety nets) in rock and roll.” Read the full breakdown.

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Indiefferential | Elbows Don’t Have Eyes
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Indiefferential | Elbows Don’t Have Eyes

The Stolen Moans make the cover of Indiefferential ‘s July What’s New 2025 edition. Calling their debut album, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, a sonic uprising. Indiefferential is available online and in print.

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Indie Music Flix | Elbows Don't Have Eyes
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Indie Music Flix | Elbows Don't Have Eyes

Indie Music Flix calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a punk show, protest rally, and performance art piece all at once.” From anarchist grooves to CBGB echoes and dadaist chaos, The Stolen Moans craft a cinematic, volatile debut that hits like adrenaline at a dark carnival. Read the full review.

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IGGY Magazine | Elbows Don't Have Eyes
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IGGY Magazine | Elbows Don't Have Eyes

IGGY Magazine celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a fiery collision of punk, haunted textures, and alternative rock energy, calling it a “fierce, unclassifiable birth certificate for a band that refuses to play it safe.”

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Music For All | Elbows Don't Have Eyes
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Music For All | Elbows Don't Have Eyes

Music For All celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, calling it versatile, cohesive, and a fearless fusion of punk, indie, pop, and experimental rock. Read why this debut is a must-hear for all music lovers.

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You! Me! Dancing! | Elbow Don't Have Eyes
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You! Me! Dancing! | Elbow Don't Have Eyes

André Salles at You! Me! Dancing! calls The Stolen Moans’ debut album, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, an “electrifying, cinematic journey, weaving riot grrrl energy, art rock sophistication, and fearless experimental spirit into one unforgettable record.”

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Mango Wave | Elbows Don't Have Eyes
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Mango Wave | Elbows Don't Have Eyes

Mango Waves Magazine spotlights The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as their Pick of the Week, praising its fearless sound and highlighting the expanded album cut of “Morning Scars.”

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