garage rock

Reviews | The Big Takeover: Elbows Don't Have Eyes sets "a New Standard for Rock and Roll"

Reviews | The Big Takeover: Elbows Don't Have Eyes sets "a New Standard for Rock and Roll"

The Big Takeover’s Dave Franklin calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “the new standard” for modern rock, praising its “fearless songwriting, CBGB-era swagger, and jagged, genre-breaking sound. From cultish anthems to chaotic beauty, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes hits hard and leaves a mark.”

Reviews | York Calling: EDHE is ‘A Must-Hear Debut Full of Surreal Fire’

Reviews | York Calling: EDHE is ‘A Must-Hear Debut Full of Surreal Fire’

York Calling calls The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a must-hear,” praising its surreal lyricism, social commentary, and genre-hopping garage rock spirit.

Reviews | ExtraVAFrench: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Rage, Poetry, and Thirteen Gunshots in an Empty Hangar’

Reviews | ExtraVAFrench: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Rage, Poetry, and Thirteen Gunshots in an Empty Hangar’

ExtraVAFrench calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes a “punk survival diary, a wild, poetic, and uncompromising album that moves from barbed-wire riffs to post-industrial rituals. The Stolen Moans deliver 13 miniature sonic revolutions, and the result is unforgettable.”

Reviews | Mesmerized.io: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Rebellious, Observant, and Irresistible’

Reviews | Mesmerized.io: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Rebellious, Observant, and Irresistible’

Mesmerized.io praises The Stolen Moans’ debut album, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, for its rebellious spirit, razor-sharp lyricism, and daring punk energy, calling it a bold and irresistible entry into a saturated music world.

Reviews | Berlin On Air: Elbows Don't Have Eyes os ‘Dynamic, Anthemic, and Unstoppable’

Reviews | Berlin On Air: Elbows Don't Have Eyes os ‘Dynamic, Anthemic, and Unstoppable’

Berlin On Air praises The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a dynamic and explosive blend of indie rock, post-punk, and experimental textures. With unstoppable vocals, fierce instrumentation, and 13 anthemic tracks, EDHE shakes the ground, and sticks in your head.

Reviews | Dancing About Architecture: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is Rock Reinvented, Then Rewired

Reviews | Dancing About Architecture: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is Rock Reinvented, Then Rewired

Dancing About Architecture’s Dave Franklin calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “the sound of rock and roll evolving, twisting genres, torching norms, and returning from the depths with a post-genre roar.”

Reviews | Indie Music Flix: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Surreal, and Addictively Unstable’

Reviews | Indie Music Flix: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Surreal, and Addictively Unstable’

Indie Music Flix calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a punk show, protest rally, and performance art piece all at once.” From anarchist grooves to CBGB echoes and dadaist chaos, The Stolen Moans craft a cinematic, volatile debut that hits like adrenaline at a dark carnival. Read the full review.

Reviews | End Sessions hails EDHE as ‘Dynamite, Dystopia, and a Sonic Reset’

Reviews | End Sessions hails EDHE as ‘Dynamite, Dystopia, and a Sonic Reset’

Mexico’s End Sessions calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “an exquisite experience; a sonic arena of noise rock, garage, punk, metal, and experimental chaos. With electrifying tracks like “More” and “Damned Sweet,” The Stolen Moans deliver a cathartic, out-of-orbit debut that’s impossible to ignore.”

Reviews | IGGY Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is ‘Fiery, Scathing, and Impossible to Ignore’

Reviews | IGGY Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is ‘Fiery, Scathing, and Impossible to Ignore’

IGGY Magazine celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a fiery collision of punk, haunted textures, and alternative rock energy, calling it a “fierce, unclassifiable birth certificate for a band that refuses to play it safe.”