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Reviews | Indie Music Flix: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Surreal, and Addictively Unstable’

Reviews | Indie Music Flix: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Surreal, and Addictively Unstable’

Indie Music Flix calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a punk show, protest rally, and performance art piece all at once.” From anarchist grooves to CBGB echoes and dadaist chaos, The Stolen Moans craft a cinematic, volatile debut that hits like adrenaline at a dark carnival. Read the full review.

Reviews | Plastic Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is a ‘Shapeshifting Collage of Rebellion and Sound'

Reviews | Plastic Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is a ‘Shapeshifting Collage of Rebellion and Sound'

Plastic Magazine calls The Stolen Moans’ Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a fever dream”, a shapeshifting album that fuses punk, pop, and experimental noise into a cinematic, rebellious soundscape. With standout tracks like “Dada Catapult” and “Falling Into,” this debut doesn’t just land, it detonates.

Reviews | Earmilk: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Fearless, Volatile, and Ravenous with Intent’

Reviews | Earmilk: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Fearless, Volatile, and Ravenous with Intent’

Earmilk hails Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as “a living, breathing creature, an explosive debut that blends riot grrrl punk, surrealism, and confessional chaos. With fuzz-drenched guitars and anarchist heat, The Stolen Moans deliver a record that doesn’t just speak, it howls!”

Reviews | The Big Takeover: Elbows Don't Have Eyes sets "a New Standard for Rock and Roll"

Reviews | The Big Takeover: Elbows Don't Have Eyes sets "a New Standard for Rock and Roll"

The Big Takeover’s Dave Franklin calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “the new standard” for modern rock, praising its “fearless songwriting, CBGB-era swagger, and jagged, genre-breaking sound. From cultish anthems to chaotic beauty, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes hits hard and leaves a mark.”

Reviews | IGGY Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is ‘Fiery, Scathing, and Impossible to Ignore’

Reviews | IGGY Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is ‘Fiery, Scathing, and Impossible to Ignore’

IGGY Magazine celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a fiery collision of punk, haunted textures, and alternative rock energy, calling it a “fierce, unclassifiable birth certificate for a band that refuses to play it safe.”

Reviews | Cheers to The Vikings: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Fearless, and Unforgettable’

Reviews | Cheers to The Vikings: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Fearless, and Unforgettable’

Cheers to The Vikings praises Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a bold and unpredictable journey, filled with “raw energy, haunting soundscapes, and fearless songwriting. From the explosive “Dada Catapult” to the lingering beauty of “Epilogue,” this is an album that sticks with you.”

Reviews | Mesmerized.io: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Rebellious, Observant, and Irresistible’

Reviews | Mesmerized.io: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Rebellious, Observant, and Irresistible’

Mesmerized.io praises The Stolen Moans’ debut album, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, for its rebellious spirit, razor-sharp lyricism, and daring punk energy, calling it a bold and irresistible entry into a saturated music world.

Reviews | Roadie Metal reviews Elbows Don't Have Eyes

Roadie Metal dives into The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, praising its raw energy, genre-blending edge, and fearless exploration of punk, noise, and experimental sounds. Check out the full review.

Reviews | Music For All Applauds Elbows Don't Have Eyes: ‘Versatile, Cohesive, and Wildly Honest’

Reviews | Music For All Applauds Elbows Don't Have Eyes: ‘Versatile, Cohesive, and Wildly Honest’

Music For All celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, calling it versatile, cohesive, and a fearless fusion of punk, indie, pop, and experimental rock. Read why this debut is a must-hear for all music lovers.

Reviews | Indie Dock Hails Elbows Don't Have Eyes: "Alive, Unpredictable, and Brilliantly Unhinged"

Reviews | Indie Dock Hails Elbows Don't Have Eyes: "Alive, Unpredictable, and Brilliantly Unhinged"

Indie Dock Music Blog delivers a raving review of The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, calling it “vibrantly alive, unhinged, and essential for anyone craving more surrealism (and fewer safety nets) in rock and roll.” Read the full breakdown.

Reviews | Roadie Music reviews Elbows Don't Have Eyes

Reviews | Roadie Music reviews Elbows Don't Have Eyes

Brazilian music outlet Roadie Music celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, calling it brilliant, surreal, and a bold step into noise-pop, punk, and experimental soundscapes. Read the full review now.

News | FV Music Blog Names Elbows Don't Have Eyes a Hot Pick of the Week

News | FV Music Blog Names Elbows Don't Have Eyes a Hot Pick of the Week

FV Music Blog highlights The Stolen Moans’ debut album, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, as a Hot Pick of the Week, praising its genre-defying sound and fearless creativity. See why EDHE is turning heads.

Reviews | Earmilk Praises The Stolen Moans’ Defiant Anthem “Morning Scars”

Reviews | Earmilk Praises The Stolen Moans’ Defiant Anthem “Morning Scars”

In their recent review, Earmilk describes “Morning Scars” as a chilling and defiant gothic rock/post-punk anthem, perfectly timed for Halloween and the turbulent political climate. Featuring Celtic harp, droning synths, and haunting organs, the track builds into a post-punk frenzy while delivering a triumphant message of resilience. With its eerie beauty and bold energy, “Morning Scars” is a cathartic anthem for personal and collective battles.

Beach House Applauds “Morning Scars” as a Sonic Call to Arms

Beach House Applauds “Morning Scars” as a Sonic Call to Arms

In a compelling review, Beach House celebrates “Morning Scars” as a sonic call to arms for resilience and justice. Combining brooding basslines with Celtic harp, phantom organ, and menacing guitar, the track oscillates between eerie gloom and hopeful resistance. Lead singer Vivian’s soul-stirring vocals and powerful lyrics invite listeners to embrace their scars as symbols of strength. Beach House calls the track “a musical beacon for justice and equality,” urging fans to stay tuned for what’s next from The Stolen Moans.”

Indiefferential Hails “Morning Scars” as a Rallying Cry for Resilience

Indiefferential Hails “Morning Scars” as a Rallying Cry for Resilience

In their November 2024 Vol. 1 edition, Indiefferential describes “Morning Scars” as a haunting cinematic anthem that channels today’s darkness into a powerful message of resilience. Indiefferential is available online and in print.

Reviews | The Big Take-Over Reviews “Morning Scars” by The Stolen Moans

Reviews | The Big Take-Over Reviews “Morning Scars” by The Stolen Moans

In their latest review, The Big Take-Over praised The Stolen Moans’ new single “Morning Scars” as a genre-bending track sitting at the center of a sonic storm. With a blend of post-punk, alt-rock, and gothic vibes, the song ebbs and flows between haunting anthemics and atmospheric lulls. Lyrically, the band explores themes like the Halloween season, upcoming US elections, and the fight for equality and women’s rights, making “Morning Scars” a timely anthem of resistance.

Reviews | Buzzy Band Applauds “Morning Scars” by The Stolen Moans

Reviews | Buzzy Band Applauds “Morning Scars” by The Stolen Moans

In a glowing review, Buzzy Band celebrates “Morning Scars” as a rallying cry for our turbulent times. Led by the fierce vocals of Vivian, the track blends dark melodies with powerful lyrics that dive deep into personal struggles and collective resilience. With driving rhythms and soulful melodies, “Morning Scars” pushes listeners to rise and resist, even when the odds seem stacked against them. It’s not just a song—it’s a movement for those willing to stand up and fight back.

Reviews | York Calling Reviews “Morning Scars” by The Stolen Moans

Reviews | York Calling Reviews “Morning Scars” by The Stolen Moans

In their latest review, York Calling celebrates “Morning Scars” as a defiant, spooky new rock anthem by The Stolen Moans. The track, released during the Halloween season, tackles real-world horrors such as the US elections and the ongoing fight for women’s rights. The eerie arrangement blends post-punk vibes with Celtic harp and haunting vocal harmonies, creating a bold, atmospheric anthem that inspires listeners to stand up for what’s theirs.

Reviews | The Santana News Calls “Morning Scars” A Haunting Anthem of Resilience

Reviews | The Santana News Calls “Morning Scars” A Haunting Anthem of Resilience

In a recent review, The Santana News highlights “Morning Scars” as a haunting exploration of resilience and the power of music to uplift during turbulent times. Blending gothic rock, post-punk, and new wave elements with Celtic harp and ghostly organs, the song creates an immersive, ethereal soundscape. This track, praised for its soothing yet defiant energy, speaks to the invisible emotional scars we all carry and serves as a powerful reminder of our strength.

Reviews | Girl At The Rock Shows Reviews “Morning Scars” as a Powerful Reminder of Resilience

Reviews | Girl At The Rock Shows Reviews “Morning Scars” as a Powerful Reminder of Resilience

In a recent review, Girl At The Rock Shows describes “Morning Scars” as a dreamlike yet powerful song that reminds listeners to stay strong during challenging times. The track begins with an ambient soundscape and builds into a powerful force, with Vivian’s strong, emotional vocals bringing resilience to life. The review praises how the lyrics and instrumentation blend dissonance and harmony, creating a full sensory experience that immerses listeners in the song’s magic.