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Reviews | Berlin On Air: Elbows Don't Have Eyes os ‘Dynamic, Anthemic, and Unstoppable’

Reviews | Berlin On Air: Elbows Don't Have Eyes os ‘Dynamic, Anthemic, and Unstoppable’

Berlin On Air praises The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a dynamic and explosive blend of indie rock, post-punk, and experimental textures. With unstoppable vocals, fierce instrumentation, and 13 anthemic tracks, EDHE shakes the ground, and sticks in your head.

Reviews | Plastic Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is a ‘Shapeshifting Collage of Rebellion and Sound'

Reviews | Plastic Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is a ‘Shapeshifting Collage of Rebellion and Sound'

Plastic Magazine calls The Stolen Moans’ Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a fever dream”, a shapeshifting album that fuses punk, pop, and experimental noise into a cinematic, rebellious soundscape. With standout tracks like “Dada Catapult” and “Falling Into,” this debut doesn’t just land, it detonates.

Reviews | IGGY Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is ‘Fiery, Scathing, and Impossible to Ignore’

Reviews | IGGY Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is ‘Fiery, Scathing, and Impossible to Ignore’

IGGY Magazine celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a fiery collision of punk, haunted textures, and alternative rock energy, calling it a “fierce, unclassifiable birth certificate for a band that refuses to play it safe.”

Reviews | Cheers to The Vikings: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Fearless, and Unforgettable’

Reviews | Cheers to The Vikings: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Fearless, and Unforgettable’

Cheers to The Vikings praises Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a bold and unpredictable journey, filled with “raw energy, haunting soundscapes, and fearless songwriting. From the explosive “Dada Catapult” to the lingering beauty of “Epilogue,” this is an album that sticks with you.”

Reviews | Dancing About Architecture: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is Rock Reinvented, Then Rewired

Reviews | Dancing About Architecture: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is Rock Reinvented, Then Rewired

Dancing About Architecture’s Dave Franklin calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “the sound of rock and roll evolving, twisting genres, torching norms, and returning from the depths with a post-genre roar.”

Reviews | Rádio Armazém: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘A Sonic Manifesto for the Chaotic Now'

Reviews | Rádio Armazém: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘A Sonic Manifesto for the Chaotic Now'

Rádio Armazém praises The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a raw, fearless “sonic manifesto, a hybrid collision of punk, experimental pop, and cinematic noise that transforms chaos into catharsis.”

Reviews | York Calling: EDHE is ‘A Must-Hear Debut Full of Surreal Fire’

Reviews | York Calling: EDHE is ‘A Must-Hear Debut Full of Surreal Fire’

York Calling calls The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a must-hear,” praising its surreal lyricism, social commentary, and genre-hopping garage rock spirit.

Reviews | Indie Dock Hails Elbows Don't Have Eyes: "Alive, Unpredictable, and Brilliantly Unhinged"

Reviews | Indie Dock Hails Elbows Don't Have Eyes: "Alive, Unpredictable, and Brilliantly Unhinged"

Indie Dock Music Blog delivers a raving review of The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, calling it “vibrantly alive, unhinged, and essential for anyone craving more surrealism (and fewer safety nets) in rock and roll.” Read the full breakdown.

News | FV Music Blog Names Elbows Don't Have Eyes a Hot Pick of the Week

News | FV Music Blog Names Elbows Don't Have Eyes a Hot Pick of the Week

FV Music Blog highlights The Stolen Moans’ debut album, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, as a Hot Pick of the Week, praising its genre-defying sound and fearless creativity. See why EDHE is turning heads.

New Music | Elbows Don't Have Eyes

New Music | Elbows Don't Have Eyes

The Stolen Moans release their debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, 13 tracks of gothic glitter, punk grit, and cinematic fury, out Friday the 13th.

Reviews | Music for All Magazine's Review of Bard-Inspired Chaos, Treachery & Heartbreak

Reviews | Music for All Magazine's Review of Bard-Inspired Chaos, Treachery & Heartbreak

Music For All hails The Stolen Moans’ latest single, “Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak,” as a transformative punk anthem. Described as a powerful blend of chaos, betrayal, and personal revelation, the track showcases the band’s ability to fuse punk ferocity with alt-pop melodies. Discover why this song is leaving such a lasting impact in their latest review!

Reviews | The Other Side Review's of Bard-Inspired Chaos, Treachery & Heartbreak

Reviews | The Other Side Review's of Bard-Inspired Chaos, Treachery & Heartbreak

The Other Side Reviews praises The Stolen Moans' latest single, "Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak," highlighting its dark punk-influenced sound and raw energy. Discover why this track stands out in their genre-diverse discography.

Reviews | Buzzy Band calls "Bard-Inspired..." a genre-defying masterpiece.

Reviews | Buzzy Band calls "Bard-Inspired..." a genre-defying masterpiece.

Buzzy Band reviews The Stolen Moans' latest single, "Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak," highlighting its seamless blend of romantic ambiance and raw rock energy. Discover why this genre-defying track stands out in their diverse discography.

Reviews | The Hot Child in The City review of "Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak"

Reviews | The Hot Child in The City review of "Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak"

The Hot Child in the City reviews The Stolen Moans' latest single, "Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak," highlighting its dynamic collision of punk rock ferocity and alt-pop melodies. Discover why this track is the perfect ‘Summer Revenge’ sing-a-long.

Reviews | Muckspout - Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak

Reviews | Muckspout - Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak

Muckspout features The Stolen Moans' latest single, "Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak," on their "Weekend Music Binge” list. Discover why this track stands out with its raw punk energy and captivating melodies.

Reviews | Mesmerized - Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak

Reviews | Mesmerized - Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak

Mesmerized.io reviews The Stolen Moans' latest single, "Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak," highlighting its fierce energy, raw power, and guitar-driven euphoria. Discover why this track is perfect for your 'Summer Revenge' playlists.

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Reviews | Iggy Magazine calls "Bard-Inspired..." Shakespeare alt-punk

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Reviews | Iggy Magazine calls "Bard-Inspired..." Shakespeare alt-punk

Iggy Magazine reviews The Stolen Moans' latest single, "Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak," praising its explosive blend of punk and alt-pop. Discover why this track is perfect for your summer sing-along sessions.

News | FV Music Blog names "Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak" Hot Pick of the Week

News | FV Music Blog names "Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak" Hot Pick of the Week

FV Music Blog features The Stolen Moans' latest single, "Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak," on their "Hot Picks 25/6/24 - The Best New Releases" list. Discover why this track is making waves with its fierce punk energy and alt-pop appeal.

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