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Reviews | Earmilk: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Fearless, Volatile, and Ravenous with Intent’

Reviews | Earmilk: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Fearless, Volatile, and Ravenous with Intent’

Earmilk hails Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as “a living, breathing creature, an explosive debut that blends riot grrrl punk, surrealism, and confessional chaos. With fuzz-drenched guitars and anarchist heat, The Stolen Moans deliver a record that doesn’t just speak, it howls!”

Reviews | Plastic Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is a ‘Shapeshifting Collage of Rebellion and Sound'

Reviews | Plastic Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is a ‘Shapeshifting Collage of Rebellion and Sound'

Plastic Magazine calls The Stolen Moans’ Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a fever dream”, a shapeshifting album that fuses punk, pop, and experimental noise into a cinematic, rebellious soundscape. With standout tracks like “Dada Catapult” and “Falling Into,” this debut doesn’t just land, it detonates.

Reviews | Cheers to The Vikings: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Fearless, and Unforgettable’

Reviews | Cheers to The Vikings: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Fearless, and Unforgettable’

Cheers to The Vikings praises Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a bold and unpredictable journey, filled with “raw energy, haunting soundscapes, and fearless songwriting. From the explosive “Dada Catapult” to the lingering beauty of “Epilogue,” this is an album that sticks with you.”

Reviews | Indie Dock Hails Elbows Don't Have Eyes: "Alive, Unpredictable, and Brilliantly Unhinged"

Reviews | Indie Dock Hails Elbows Don't Have Eyes: "Alive, Unpredictable, and Brilliantly Unhinged"

Indie Dock Music Blog delivers a raving review of The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, calling it “vibrantly alive, unhinged, and essential for anyone craving more surrealism (and fewer safety nets) in rock and roll.” Read the full breakdown.

Reviews | Indie Music Flix: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Surreal, and Addictively Unstable’

Reviews | Indie Music Flix: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Surreal, and Addictively Unstable’

Indie Music Flix calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a punk show, protest rally, and performance art piece all at once.” From anarchist grooves to CBGB echoes and dadaist chaos, The Stolen Moans craft a cinematic, volatile debut that hits like adrenaline at a dark carnival. Read the full review.

Reviews | End Sessions hails EDHE as ‘Dynamite, Dystopia, and a Sonic Reset’

Reviews | End Sessions hails EDHE as ‘Dynamite, Dystopia, and a Sonic Reset’

Mexico’s End Sessions calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “an exquisite experience; a sonic arena of noise rock, garage, punk, metal, and experimental chaos. With electrifying tracks like “More” and “Damned Sweet,” The Stolen Moans deliver a cathartic, out-of-orbit debut that’s impossible to ignore.”

Reviews | IGGY Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is ‘Fiery, Scathing, and Impossible to Ignore’

Reviews | IGGY Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is ‘Fiery, Scathing, and Impossible to Ignore’

IGGY Magazine celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a fiery collision of punk, haunted textures, and alternative rock energy, calling it a “fierce, unclassifiable birth certificate for a band that refuses to play it safe.”

Reviews | Music For All Applauds Elbows Don't Have Eyes: ‘Versatile, Cohesive, and Wildly Honest’

Reviews | Music For All Applauds Elbows Don't Have Eyes: ‘Versatile, Cohesive, and Wildly Honest’

Music For All celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, calling it versatile, cohesive, and a fearless fusion of punk, indie, pop, and experimental rock. Read why this debut is a must-hear for all music lovers.

News | Mango Waves Picks Elbows Don't Have Eyes as Album of the Week

News | Mango Waves Picks Elbows Don't Have Eyes as Album of the Week

Mango Waves Magazine spotlights The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as their Pick of the Week, praising its fearless sound and highlighting the expanded album cut of “Morning Scars.”