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Reviews | Earmilk: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Fearless, Volatile, and Ravenous with Intent’

Reviews | Earmilk: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Fearless, Volatile, and Ravenous with Intent’

Earmilk hails Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as “a living, breathing creature, an explosive debut that blends riot grrrl punk, surrealism, and confessional chaos. With fuzz-drenched guitars and anarchist heat, The Stolen Moans deliver a record that doesn’t just speak, it howls!”

Reviews | ExtraVAFrench: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Rage, Poetry, and Thirteen Gunshots in an Empty Hangar’

Reviews | ExtraVAFrench: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Rage, Poetry, and Thirteen Gunshots in an Empty Hangar’

ExtraVAFrench calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes a “punk survival diary, a wild, poetic, and uncompromising album that moves from barbed-wire riffs to post-industrial rituals. The Stolen Moans deliver 13 miniature sonic revolutions, and the result is unforgettable.”

Reviews | Dancing About Architecture: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is Rock Reinvented, Then Rewired

Reviews | Dancing About Architecture: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is Rock Reinvented, Then Rewired

Dancing About Architecture’s Dave Franklin calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “the sound of rock and roll evolving, twisting genres, torching norms, and returning from the depths with a post-genre roar.”

Reviews | Roadie Metal reviews Elbows Don't Have Eyes

Roadie Metal dives into The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, praising its raw energy, genre-blending edge, and fearless exploration of punk, noise, and experimental sounds. Check out the full review.

Reviews | Indie Dock Hails Elbows Don't Have Eyes: "Alive, Unpredictable, and Brilliantly Unhinged"

Reviews | Indie Dock Hails Elbows Don't Have Eyes: "Alive, Unpredictable, and Brilliantly Unhinged"

Indie Dock Music Blog delivers a raving review of The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, calling it “vibrantly alive, unhinged, and essential for anyone craving more surrealism (and fewer safety nets) in rock and roll.” Read the full breakdown.

Reviews | Indie Music Flix: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Surreal, and Addictively Unstable’

Reviews | Indie Music Flix: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘Raw, Surreal, and Addictively Unstable’

Indie Music Flix calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a punk show, protest rally, and performance art piece all at once.” From anarchist grooves to CBGB echoes and dadaist chaos, The Stolen Moans craft a cinematic, volatile debut that hits like adrenaline at a dark carnival. Read the full review.

Reviews | End Sessions hails EDHE as ‘Dynamite, Dystopia, and a Sonic Reset’

Reviews | End Sessions hails EDHE as ‘Dynamite, Dystopia, and a Sonic Reset’

Mexico’s End Sessions calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “an exquisite experience; a sonic arena of noise rock, garage, punk, metal, and experimental chaos. With electrifying tracks like “More” and “Damned Sweet,” The Stolen Moans deliver a cathartic, out-of-orbit debut that’s impossible to ignore.”

Reviews | IGGY Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is ‘Fiery, Scathing, and Impossible to Ignore’

Reviews | IGGY Magazine: Elbows Don't Have Eyes Is ‘Fiery, Scathing, and Impossible to Ignore’

IGGY Magazine celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a fiery collision of punk, haunted textures, and alternative rock energy, calling it a “fierce, unclassifiable birth certificate for a band that refuses to play it safe.”

Reviews | Music For All Applauds Elbows Don't Have Eyes: ‘Versatile, Cohesive, and Wildly Honest’

Reviews | Music For All Applauds Elbows Don't Have Eyes: ‘Versatile, Cohesive, and Wildly Honest’

Music For All celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, calling it versatile, cohesive, and a fearless fusion of punk, indie, pop, and experimental rock. Read why this debut is a must-hear for all music lovers.

Reviews | Rádio Armazém: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘A Sonic Manifesto for the Chaotic Now'

Reviews | Rádio Armazém: Elbows Don't Have Eyes is ‘A Sonic Manifesto for the Chaotic Now'

Rádio Armazém praises The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a raw, fearless “sonic manifesto, a hybrid collision of punk, experimental pop, and cinematic noise that transforms chaos into catharsis.”

Reviews | Roadie Music reviews Elbows Don't Have Eyes

Reviews | Roadie Music reviews Elbows Don't Have Eyes

Brazilian music outlet Roadie Music celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, calling it brilliant, surreal, and a bold step into noise-pop, punk, and experimental soundscapes. Read the full review now.

News | Mango Waves Picks Elbows Don't Have Eyes as Album of the Week

News | Mango Waves Picks Elbows Don't Have Eyes as Album of the Week

Mango Waves Magazine spotlights The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as their Pick of the Week, praising its fearless sound and highlighting the expanded album cut of “Morning Scars.”

News | FV Music Blog Names Elbows Don't Have Eyes a Hot Pick of the Week

News | FV Music Blog Names Elbows Don't Have Eyes a Hot Pick of the Week

FV Music Blog highlights The Stolen Moans’ debut album, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, as a Hot Pick of the Week, praising its genre-defying sound and fearless creativity. See why EDHE is turning heads.

New Music | Elbows Don't Have Eyes

New Music | Elbows Don't Have Eyes

The Stolen Moans release their debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, 13 tracks of gothic glitter, punk grit, and cinematic fury, out Friday the 13th.

Reviews | Earmilk Praises The Stolen Moans’ Defiant Anthem “Morning Scars”

Reviews | Earmilk Praises The Stolen Moans’ Defiant Anthem “Morning Scars”

In their recent review, Earmilk describes “Morning Scars” as a chilling and defiant gothic rock/post-punk anthem, perfectly timed for Halloween and the turbulent political climate. Featuring Celtic harp, droning synths, and haunting organs, the track builds into a post-punk frenzy while delivering a triumphant message of resilience. With its eerie beauty and bold energy, “Morning Scars” is a cathartic anthem for personal and collective battles.

Headbangers News Praises “Morning Scars” as a Bold & Fearless Rock Anthem

Headbangers News Praises “Morning Scars” as a Bold & Fearless Rock Anthem

In their latest review, Headbangers News describes “Morning Scars” as a daring and powerful track that blends post-punk and gothic influences with fearless sonic experimentation. With its intoxicating mix of Celtic harp, distorted guitars, raw vocals, and mysterious piano, the song is praised for its ability to captivate listeners. The review highlights The Stolen Moans’ ability to craft immersive, thought-provoking music while forging a unique identity in the modern rock scene. This track cements the band’s place as one to watch.

Beach House Applauds “Morning Scars” as a Sonic Call to Arms

Beach House Applauds “Morning Scars” as a Sonic Call to Arms

In a compelling review, Beach House celebrates “Morning Scars” as a sonic call to arms for resilience and justice. Combining brooding basslines with Celtic harp, phantom organ, and menacing guitar, the track oscillates between eerie gloom and hopeful resistance. Lead singer Vivian’s soul-stirring vocals and powerful lyrics invite listeners to embrace their scars as symbols of strength. Beach House calls the track “a musical beacon for justice and equality,” urging fans to stay tuned for what’s next from The Stolen Moans.”

Reviews | The Big Take-Over Reviews “Morning Scars” by The Stolen Moans

Reviews | The Big Take-Over Reviews “Morning Scars” by The Stolen Moans

In their latest review, The Big Take-Over praised The Stolen Moans’ new single “Morning Scars” as a genre-bending track sitting at the center of a sonic storm. With a blend of post-punk, alt-rock, and gothic vibes, the song ebbs and flows between haunting anthemics and atmospheric lulls. Lyrically, the band explores themes like the Halloween season, upcoming US elections, and the fight for equality and women’s rights, making “Morning Scars” a timely anthem of resistance.

Reviews | Buzzy Band Applauds “Morning Scars” by The Stolen Moans

Reviews | Buzzy Band Applauds “Morning Scars” by The Stolen Moans

In a glowing review, Buzzy Band celebrates “Morning Scars” as a rallying cry for our turbulent times. Led by the fierce vocals of Vivian, the track blends dark melodies with powerful lyrics that dive deep into personal struggles and collective resilience. With driving rhythms and soulful melodies, “Morning Scars” pushes listeners to rise and resist, even when the odds seem stacked against them. It’s not just a song—it’s a movement for those willing to stand up and fight back.

Reviews | York Calling Reviews “Morning Scars” by The Stolen Moans

Reviews | York Calling Reviews “Morning Scars” by The Stolen Moans

In their latest review, York Calling celebrates “Morning Scars” as a defiant, spooky new rock anthem by The Stolen Moans. The track, released during the Halloween season, tackles real-world horrors such as the US elections and the ongoing fight for women’s rights. The eerie arrangement blends post-punk vibes with Celtic harp and haunting vocal harmonies, creating a bold, atmospheric anthem that inspires listeners to stand up for what’s theirs.