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About the Stolen Moans
The Stolen Moans are a genre-bending DIY trio making high-drama noise for the disenchanted and the defiant. Formed in the wreckage of past bands and broken systems, they stitch together punk, pop, metal, and cinematic synths into something raw, wry, and weirdly danceable.
Their debut album, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, arrives on, July, 11, 2025. A 13-track trip (11 songs + 2 instrumentals) of heartbreak, vengeance, and rebirth, told through distortion, ritual, and riot grrrl spirit. From the haunted shimmer of “Morning Scars” to the Dada-fueled blitz of “Dada Catapult,” The Moans trade in sonic sabotage and soul exposure.
Since 2018, they’ve released an animated cult anthem about a power-hungry cat (“The King of Claws”), conjured garden gnomes and bad bosses, and shouted down systems with glittered fists. Their track “Our Song” became a battle cry, and their videos have taken home international awards, including Best Song (London Movie Awards) and Best Animated Music Video (LA Animation Festival).
Live, they’re all sweat, howl, and gravity. No filler. No genre loyalty. Just the mandate: it must Rock and Roll.
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The Stolen Moans live by a creed of no-nonsense songcraft, playful experimentation, and creating a resonant bond with live audiences.
Philosophy
"As fortune favors the brave, the muse favors the experimentalers!” - TSM
The Stolen Moans are
Chane - Guitars, Vocals, Drums
Vivian - Vocals, Bass synth, Strings
Eric - Drums, Trumpets, Vocals
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![Album cover for “Elbows Don’t Have Eyes” by The Stolen Moans]()
Our Debut Album!
Elbows Don’t Have Eyes is a shape-shifting sonic blueprint for survival, fusing experimental pop, distortion-heavy punk, haunted glam, and cinematic sprawl into a single, blistering debut.
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![Album cover for “Morning Scars” by The Stolen Moans. The artwork features a large, dark, metallic hand emerging from stone pillars, with a glowing red heart at the center of its palm.]()
Morning Scars
“Morning Scars” is a haunting cinematic anthem that explores the emotional scars left behind from battles fought, both internal and external. Get ready to experience their unique blend of punk noir energy and raw, soulful storytelling.
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![Cover art for The Stolen Moans' single "Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak" (B.I.T.C.H). The image features a noir-style woman with platinum blonde hair and red lips, flanked by two green-faced jesters with flames. The text is in bold red.]()
Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak
"Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak", a thrilling mix of punk rock and alt-pop. The ultimate ‘Summer Revenge’ anthem!
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![Single cover for The Stolen Moans' Dada Catapult featuring large black mechanical rocking horse catapult surrounded by crows on a bold red background, with surrealist illustrative imagery in the background.]()
Dada Catapult
Dive into 'Dada Catapult' a sonic rebellion blending music, art, and chaos, ready to awaken your thirst for absurdity and adventure… Are you ready for it?
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![Our Song single cover art by The Stolen Moans, released January 2023.]()
Our Song
Experience “Our Song,” an electrifying indie rock anthem that redefines classic rock with a modern feminist twist, promising a journey of strength, vulnerability, and unity. Get ready to join the rebellion.
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![Single artwork for “Pu Num Tu” by The Stolen Moans]()
Pu Num Tu
Looking to the art of play, we encourage you to join us in an introspective state of "Pu Num Tu" to reconnect with your bright and absurd spirit.
(Hint: It's not number one.)
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![Single artwork for “Falling Into” by The Stolen Moans]()
Falling Into
A song exploring the dizzying intoxication and lingering turmoil of intense romantic entanglements. It’s time for a sharp detour into the euphoric highs and despondent lows… of this thing called love.
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MORE
MORE is a sharp, confrontational punk single by The Stolen Moans, capturing the pressures, frustrations, and contradictions of the modern workplace.
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Trees EP
Trees is a 3-track EP by The Stolen Moans featuring three radically different versions of the same song — original punk, stripped-down rock, and an EDM-leaning dance remix.
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![Single artwork for the Billie Eilish cover “Bad Guy” by The Stolen Moans]()
Bad Guy
(Billie Eilish cover)
The cleverly simplistic genius of the original inspired us to create a loving and high-decibel tribute. -
![Single artwork for “King of Claws” by The Stolen Moans]()
The King of Claws
The award winning “King of Claws,” has been having chaotic feline fun & mayhem on the film festival circuit musically and with it’s animated music video!
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![Bard-Inspired, Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak Lyric Video]()
YouTube lyric video for “Bard-Inspired, Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak” by The Stolen Moans.
Punk meets Shakespeare for your Summer Revenge playlist rotation. The Bard Abides.
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![YouTube teaser clip for the lyric video “Bard-Inspired, Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak” by The Stolen Moans.]()
Bard-Inspired, Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak (Teaser Video)
A quick hit of punk ferocity and alt-pop bite from our “Summer Revenge” era.
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![YouTube playlist featuring “Dada Catapult” lyric video and teaser clips by The Stolen Moans.]()
Dada Catapult (Lyric Video + Teasers)
Punk energy meets Dada sabotage. “Dada Catapult” is a battle cry against techno tyrants with art, love, and music as the arsenal.
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![YouTube lyric video for “Our Song” by The Stolen Moans.]()
Our Song (Lyric Video)
Our loud, adrenalized rock ‘n’ roll anthem. Mixed aggressively in wide-stereo. Play it loud and let us know what your neighbors think. This is OUR SONG.
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![YouTube music video for “Pu Num Tu” by The Stolen Moans.]()
Pu Num Tu (Music VIdeo)
A surrealist journey within the joy of nonsense. Take a trip into our “experimental” vault and see why 9 out of 10 absurdists approve of Pu Num Tu as their Surrealist Affirmation of choice.
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![Award-winning YouTube music video for “King of Claws” by The Stolen Moans.]()
King of Claws (Award-Winning Music Video)
The claws are out in our award-winning animated music video for 'King of Claws'.
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![YouTube music video for The Stolen Moans’ cover of Billie Eilish’s “Bad Guy.”]()
Bad Guy (Billie Eilish Cover) (Music Video)
A dark-pop cover with teeth. We didn’t behave.
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![YouTube music video for “Trees (V3)” by The Stolen Moans.]()
Trees (V3) (Music Video)
A visual chapter in the Trees saga. Foggy, haunted, alive.
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![YouTube lyric video for “Falling Into” by The Stolen Moans.]()
Falling Into (Lyric Video)
Romantic conflict, but make it cinematic. Lyrics on screen.
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![YouTube lyric video for “MORE” by The Stolen Moans.]()
MORE (Lyric Video)
A modern workplace anthem: thankless hours, casual misogyny, cliquish cruelty… a song for those yearning for something MORE.
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![YouTube lyric video for “Trees (V2)” by The Stolen Moans.]()
Trees (V2) (Lyric Video)
A stripped-down transmission of Trees. Lyrics included for the loyal.
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![YouTube teaser video “Surrealist Affirmation (Case Study #1)” for “Pu Num Tu” by The Stolen Moans.]()
Surrealist Affirmation (Case Study #1) (Teaser)
Pu Num Tu field notes, part one. Surrealist affirmations encouraged.
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![YouTube teaser video “Surrealist Affirmation (Case Study #2)” for “Pu Num Tu” by The Stolen Moans.]()
Surrealist Affirmation (Case Study #2) (Teaser)
Pu Num Tu field notes, part two. Exploring further evidence on the use of Pu Num Tu as a method for attaining Euphoric Contingence.
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![Spanish-language YouTube lyric video for “Falling Into” by The Stolen Moans.]()
Falling Into (Lyric Video) | Español
The Spanish-language lyric cut of Falling Into. Romantic conflict para corazones tiernos.
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![Italian-language YouTube lyric video for “Falling Into” by The Stolen Moans.]()
Falling Into (Lyric Video) | Italiano
Italian-language lyric cut of Falling Into. Conflitto romantico, translated.
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![French-language YouTube lyric video for “Falling Into” by The Stolen Moans.]()
Falling Into (Lyric Video) | Français
French-language lyric cut of Falling Into. Tenderness aux accents contemplatifs.
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![YouTube teaser clip for The Stolen Moans’ cover of Billie Eilish’s “Bad Guy” music video.]()
Bad Guy (Billie Eilish Cover) (Teaser)
Teaser for our “Bad Guy” (Billie Eilish cover) video: In a galaxy far, far away, the real battle is finding the right song for the trip. This is the way.
