Earmilk hails Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as “a living, breathing creature, an explosive debut that blends riot grrrl punk, surrealism, and confessional chaos. With fuzz-drenched guitars and anarchist heat, The Stolen Moans deliver a record that doesn’t just speak, it howls!”

Plastic Magazine calls The Stolen Moans’ Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a fever dream”, a shapeshifting album that fuses punk, pop, and experimental noise into a cinematic, rebellious soundscape. With standout tracks like “Dada Catapult” and “Falling Into,” this debut doesn’t just land, it detonates.

The Big Takeover’s Dave Franklin calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “the new standard” for modern rock, praising its “fearless songwriting, CBGB-era swagger, and jagged, genre-breaking sound. From cultish anthems to chaotic beauty, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes hits hard and leaves a mark.”

York Calling calls The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a must-hear,” praising its surreal lyricism, social commentary, and genre-hopping garage rock spirit.

ExtraVAFrench calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes a “punk survival diary, a wild, poetic, and uncompromising album that moves from barbed-wire riffs to post-industrial rituals. The Stolen Moans deliver 13 miniature sonic revolutions, and the result is unforgettable.”

Mesmerized.io praises The Stolen Moans’ debut album, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, for its rebellious spirit, razor-sharp lyricism, and daring punk energy, calling it a bold and irresistible entry into a saturated music world.

Berlin On Air praises The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a dynamic and explosive blend of indie rock, post-punk, and experimental textures. With unstoppable vocals, fierce instrumentation, and 13 anthemic tracks, EDHE shakes the ground, and sticks in your head.

Dancing About Architecture’s Dave Franklin calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “the sound of rock and roll evolving, twisting genres, torching norms, and returning from the depths with a post-genre roar.”

Roadie Metal dives into The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, praising its raw energy, genre-blending edge, and fearless exploration of punk, noise, and experimental sounds. Check out the full review.

Cheers to The Vikings praises Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a bold and unpredictable journey, filled with “raw energy, haunting soundscapes, and fearless songwriting. From the explosive “Dada Catapult” to the lingering beauty of “Epilogue,” this is an album that sticks with you.”

Indie Dock Music Blog delivers a raving review of The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, calling it “vibrantly alive, unhinged, and essential for anyone craving more surrealism (and fewer safety nets) in rock and roll.” Read the full breakdown.

Indie Music Flix calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a punk show, protest rally, and performance art piece all at once.” From anarchist grooves to CBGB echoes and dadaist chaos, The Stolen Moans craft a cinematic, volatile debut that hits like adrenaline at a dark carnival. Read the full review.

Mexico’s End Sessions calls Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “an exquisite experience; a sonic arena of noise rock, garage, punk, metal, and experimental chaos. With electrifying tracks like “More” and “Damned Sweet,” The Stolen Moans deliver a cathartic, out-of-orbit debut that’s impossible to ignore.”

IGGY Magazine celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a fiery collision of punk, haunted textures, and alternative rock energy, calling it a “fierce, unclassifiable birth certificate for a band that refuses to play it safe.”

Music For All celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, calling it versatile, cohesive, and a fearless fusion of punk, indie, pop, and experimental rock. Read why this debut is a must-hear for all music lovers.

André Salles at You! Me! Dancing! calls The Stolen Moans’ debut album, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, an “electrifying, cinematic journey, weaving riot grrrl energy, art rock sophistication, and fearless experimental spirit into one unforgettable record.”

Rádio Armazém praises The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a raw, fearless “sonic manifesto, a hybrid collision of punk, experimental pop, and cinematic noise that transforms chaos into catharsis.”

Brazilian music outlet Roadie Music celebrates The Stolen Moans’ debut album, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, calling it brilliant, surreal, and a bold step into noise-pop, punk, and experimental soundscapes. Read the full review now.

In their recent review, Earmilk describes “Morning Scars” as a chilling and defiant gothic rock/post-punk anthem, perfectly timed for Halloween and the turbulent political climate. Featuring Celtic harp, droning synths, and haunting organs, the track builds into a post-punk frenzy while delivering a triumphant message of resilience. With its eerie beauty and bold energy, “Morning Scars” is a cathartic anthem for personal and collective battles.

In their latest review, Headbangers News describes “Morning Scars” as a daring and powerful track that blends post-punk and gothic influences with fearless sonic experimentation. With its intoxicating mix of Celtic harp, distorted guitars, raw vocals, and mysterious piano, the song is praised for its ability to captivate listeners. The review highlights The Stolen Moans’ ability to craft immersive, thought-provoking music while forging a unique identity in the modern rock scene. This track cements the band’s place as one to watch.

In a compelling review, Beach House celebrates “Morning Scars” as a sonic call to arms for resilience and justice. Combining brooding basslines with Celtic harp, phantom organ, and menacing guitar, the track oscillates between eerie gloom and hopeful resistance. Lead singer Vivian’s soul-stirring vocals and powerful lyrics invite listeners to embrace their scars as symbols of strength. Beach House calls the track “a musical beacon for justice and equality,” urging fans to stay tuned for what’s next from The Stolen Moans.”

In their latest review, The Big Take-Over praised The Stolen Moans’ new single “Morning Scars” as a genre-bending track sitting at the center of a sonic storm. With a blend of post-punk, alt-rock, and gothic vibes, the song ebbs and flows between haunting anthemics and atmospheric lulls. Lyrically, the band explores themes like the Halloween season, upcoming US elections, and the fight for equality and women’s rights, making “Morning Scars” a timely anthem of resistance.

In a glowing review, Buzzy Band celebrates “Morning Scars” as a rallying cry for our turbulent times. Led by the fierce vocals of Vivian, the track blends dark melodies with powerful lyrics that dive deep into personal struggles and collective resilience. With driving rhythms and soulful melodies, “Morning Scars” pushes listeners to rise and resist, even when the odds seem stacked against them. It’s not just a song—it’s a movement for those willing to stand up and fight back.

In their latest review, York Calling celebrates “Morning Scars” as a defiant, spooky new rock anthem by The Stolen Moans. The track, released during the Halloween season, tackles real-world horrors such as the US elections and the ongoing fight for women’s rights. The eerie arrangement blends post-punk vibes with Celtic harp and haunting vocal harmonies, creating a bold, atmospheric anthem that inspires listeners to stand up for what’s theirs.

In a recent review, The Santana News highlights “Morning Scars” as a haunting exploration of resilience and the power of music to uplift during turbulent times. Blending gothic rock, post-punk, and new wave elements with Celtic harp and ghostly organs, the song creates an immersive, ethereal soundscape. This track, praised for its soothing yet defiant energy, speaks to the invisible emotional scars we all carry and serves as a powerful reminder of our strength.

In a recent review, Girl At The Rock Shows describes “Morning Scars” as a dreamlike yet powerful song that reminds listeners to stay strong during challenging times. The track begins with an ambient soundscape and builds into a powerful force, with Vivian’s strong, emotional vocals bringing resilience to life. The review praises how the lyrics and instrumentation blend dissonance and harmony, creating a full sensory experience that immerses listeners in the song’s magic.

In their latest review, Iggy Mag describes “Morning Scars” as a bold and captivating blend of gothic rock, post-punk, and experimental elements. With haunting layers of Celtic harp, synths, and ghostly organs, the track captures the essence of today’s conflicts. The review praises Vivian’s poignant vocals, which blend perfectly with the dark textures to deliver a message of resistance in the face of political and social injustices. “Morning Scars” is described as both raw and sophisticated, ideal for fans of gothic and introspective sounds.

In their latest review, Dancing About Architecture dives into the genre-defying nature of “Morning Scars.” The track is described as a blend of post-punk, alt-rock, and gothic elements, with Celtic harp, droning synths, and haunting organ sounds. Touching on themes like the Halloween season, political chaos, and the fight for equality, “Morning Scars” creates a unique and powerful listening experience. The review highlights how the band balances inspiration from the past with groundbreaking new sounds, making this track a standout.

In a recent review, Music For All describes “Morning Scars” as a deeply hypnotic and melancholic song, perfect for the Halloween season. Blending synthetic elements with organic melodies, the track creates an eerie soundscape reminiscent of gothic aesthetics, with haunting harmonies. The song speaks in a tone of resilience, exploring societal challenges, the US elections, and the ongoing fight for women’s rights. Its powerful dark atmosphere sets it as a perfect anthem for those looking to face the darkness unbowed.

In their latest review, Rádio Armazém describes “Morning Scars” as a hypnotic and modern track blending alternative rock and gothic energy. With creative guitar work, experimental Celtic harp, and layered synths and organ, the song delivers a captivating sound. The review highlights the track’s relevance to the turbulent US elections and the ongoing fight for women’s rights, making it an anthem of resilience, challenge, and hope. Perfect for fans of Wolf Alice, Royal Blood, and Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Mango Waves Magazine spotlights The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as their Pick of the Week, praising its fearless sound and highlighting the expanded album cut of “Morning Scars.”

FV Music Blog highlights The Stolen Moans’ debut album, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, as a Hot Pick of the Week, praising its genre-defying sound and fearless creativity. See why EDHE is turning heads.

We’re beyond thrilled to announce that Morning Scars has climbed to the #1 spot on Radio TFSC’s Daily Top 24 chart! This haunting anthem of resilience and defiance continues to make waves, proving that dark, powerful music resonates. Huge thanks to everyone who has streamed, shared, and supported the track.

In their November 2024 Vol. 1 edition, Indiefferential describes “Morning Scars” as a haunting cinematic anthem that channels today’s darkness into a powerful message of resilience. Indiefferential is available online and in print.

Muckspout features The Stolen Moans' latest single, "Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak," on their "Weekend Music Binge” list. Discover why this track stands out with its raw punk energy and captivating melodies.

Iggy Magazine reviews The Stolen Moans' latest single, "Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak," praising its explosive blend of punk and alt-pop. Discover why this track is perfect for your summer sing-along sessions.

FV Music Blog features The Stolen Moans' latest single, "Bard-Inspired Treachery, Chaos & Heartbreak," on their "Hot Picks 25/6/24 - The Best New Releases" list. Discover why this track is making waves with its fierce punk energy and alt-pop appeal.

🌟 'The King of Claws' Wins Bronze at LAAF 2023 – A Tribute to Teamwork and Talent! 🎬

🎉 The Stolen Moans' "The King of Claws" Hits the Big Screen at LAAF 2023 – Join Us for a Cause! 🌟

The Stolen Moans animated music video, The King of Claws, makes Semi-Finalist for Best Music Film and Comedy at BLOW-UP International Arthouse Film Festival!

Early previews place The Stolen Moans’ new single, Our Song, on Radio Indie Alliance’s Top 75 Song List for the week of January 16, 2023!

A1M Records and Indie Rocks Radio UK make The Stolen Moans' new single, Our Song, their # 1 Song Pick

The Stolen Moans animated music video, The King of Claws, makes Official Selection for Best Animated Short at ANIMAZE 2022 - Montreal International Film Festival!

The Stolen Moans animated music video, King of Claws, makes Official Selection for Best Music Video at the 2022 Shockfest Film Festival!

The Stolen Moans animated music video, The King of Claws, WINS Best Original Song and gets an Honorable Mention for Best Music Video at the London Film Awards film festival!

The Stolen Moans animated music video, The King of Claws, gets an Honorable Mention for Best Original Song at the Hollywood Gold Awards film festival!

The Stolen Moans animated music video, King of Claws, makes Official Selection for Best Music Video and Best Original Song at the Florence Film Awards film festival in Italy!

The Stolen Moans animated music video, King of Claws, makes Official Selection for Best Music Video at the New York Independent Cinema Awards film fest!

The Stolen Moans animated music video, King of Claws, makes Official Selection for Best Animated Short in this year’s Short To The Point fest!

The Stolen Moans animated music video, King of Claws nominated for Best Animated Short in this year’s Indie Short Fest!

The Stolen Moans animated music video, King of Claws nominated for Best Animated Short & Best original song in this year’s IndieX Film Festival!

The Stolen Moans animated music video, King of Claws enters the Semi-Finals in 3 categories n in this year’s IndieX Film Festival!

The Stolen Moans animated music video, King of Claws makes the Official Selection in this year’s IndieX Film Festival!

The Stolen Moans animated music video, King of Claws makes the Official Selection in this year’s Indie Short Fest!

Pu Num Tu made Videos of The Week cut over at SHE MAKES MUSIC

The Stolen Moans new Pu Num Tu music video makes the Weekend Mixtape for Bandcamp Friday

The Stolen Moans new single, Pu Num Tu made Tinnitist’s Monday Mixtape list!

We're honored to have Falling Into selected by Indie Rocks UK and A1M Records as part of their recent radio special fundraising support for Ukraine.