A 3 track, blood pounding, 🔊punk rock dance party 🔊 that’ll leave all “new music” fanatics trembling in a tinnitus adjacent bliss state✨👽✨ Any side effects will be temporary… but worth it! 😘🖤
Plastic Magazine calls The Stolen Moans’ Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a fever dream”, a shapeshifting album that fuses punk, pop, and experimental noise into a cinematic, rebellious soundscape. With standout tracks like “Dada Catapult” and “Falling Into,” this debut doesn’t just land, it detonates.
York Calling calls The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes “a must-hear,” praising its surreal lyricism, social commentary, and genre-hopping garage rock spirit.
Mesmerized.io praises The Stolen Moans’ debut album, Elbows Don’t Have Eyes, for its rebellious spirit, razor-sharp lyricism, and daring punk energy, calling it a bold and irresistible entry into a saturated music world.
Cheers to The Vikings praises Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a bold and unpredictable journey, filled with “raw energy, haunting soundscapes, and fearless songwriting. From the explosive “Dada Catapult” to the lingering beauty of “Epilogue,” this is an album that sticks with you.”
Rádio Armazém praises The Stolen Moans’ debut album Elbows Don’t Have Eyes as a raw, fearless “sonic manifesto, a hybrid collision of punk, experimental pop, and cinematic noise that transforms chaos into catharsis.”
The Stolen Moans make Music Spotlight! and get interviewed in Freaky Magazine issue Sick, Sick, Six by the World Famous Andrew "The Slow Poisoner" Goldfarb
Tinnitist’s Darryl Sterdan reviews our new EP, Trees, calling it “mischievously macabre post-punk”
“Alt77 supports the movement to keep rock n’ roll evil, and we think that The Stolen Moans are doing their best to achieve this…”
