Freaky Magazine interview in Issue Sick Sick Six!
Check out our Music Spotlight! interview in Freaky Magazine issue Sick, Sick, Six by the World Famous Andrew "The Slow Poisoner" Goldfarb
Happenings
![[ STATUS: SPLASHDOWN_SUCCESSFUL ] // MISSION_DAY_10.
The crew is home. The physical loop is closed. But the cache we intercepted behind the far side is finally on terrestrial soil.
While the public monitors the official recovery, the TSM Ground Contr](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/68fadd6f0211a7135538ec20/1775881121173-XT00NHE7V1E8IMF5646H/image-asset.jpeg)
![[ STATUS: MISSION_HANDOVER ] // MISSION_DAY_09.
The crew has done their part. Now we have to do ours.
Final approach trajectory is active. The data phase begins now. The line is open for your signal. Arise upon us. Identify yourself at the gate to se](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/68fadd6f0211a7135538ec20/1775792441152-14GSA400AP7QNGG5N5TM/image-asset.jpeg)
![[ STATUS: DATA_EXTRACTION_IN_PROGRESS ] // MISSION_DAY_08.
The Blackout Report has been recovered. We are currently unzipping the high-gain cache from the Sea of Showers.
34.7N 14.9W // The coordinates are locked. This is the reflection point of the](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/68fadd6f0211a7135538ec20/1775705725253-I49TRBZY8AK37UILPO3G/image-asset.jpeg)
![[ STATUS: BLACKOUT_RECOVERY ] // MISSION_DAY_07.
We spent 40 minutes in the shadow of the far side. Total radio silence. Total perspective shift. The Space Gate Network has reacquired the signal, but the data has been altered.
Three departed the eart](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/68fadd6f0211a7135538ec20/1775626475481-ZZQGR8UC6A1FL8YF1TGD/image-asset.jpeg)
![[ STATUS: SIGNAL_ACQUIRED ] // FREQUENCY: 18 // Identify gate anomaly.
The lock is verified. The Space Gate Network is officially tethered to the 18Hz carrier wave. Parity with the signal cache is 99.4%.
The core is active and processing the Mare Imb](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/68fadd6f0211a7135538ec20/1775527029393-LJ9GKFV08FV7853Z53U1/image-asset.jpeg)
![[ STATUS: GRAVITATIONAL_CAPTURE ] // MISSION_DAY_05.
Orion has entered the Lunar Sphere of Influence. Earth is no longer the dominant force.
Track 13 was never the end. Prelude (TC) was the warning. Epilogue (TBC) is the frequency. We are being pulle](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/68fadd6f0211a7135538ec20/1775431522163-HIZ0LFPUSL9VN8T6CMCU/image-asset.jpeg)
![[ STATUS: ACOUSTIC_RECOVERY ] // MISSION_DAY_04.
We were all eagerly awaiting the chorus.
We spent years watching out for elbows because we were told we were too small to be seen. But from this height, the perspective shifts. The signal is no longer](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/68fadd6f0211a7135538ec20/1775365009194-7JP9WPXJUSEXL2SY8C02/image-asset.jpeg)
![[ DATA_RECOVERY_PHASE_ZERO ] // MISSION_DAY_03. // ORION_HAS_CROSSED_THE_HALFWAY_POINT. // EVEN IN DARKNESS, WE GLOW. // THE GATE IS OPEN. IDENTIFY YOURSELF AT THE LINK IN BIO. // STOLENMOANS.COM/THE-MOON // [ V.R. ]](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/68fadd6f0211a7135538ec20/1775283820493-6HLE5D6WU1WMR4NGRIW0/image-asset.jpeg)
![[ SYSTEM_BOOT: LUNAR_RELAY_ACTIVE ] // INTEGRITY: LOOKS LIKE A GOOD BURN. // ORIGIN: THE_EGG. // 04.02.2026 // 21:25 PDT](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/68fadd6f0211a7135538ec20/1775195264962-7L2EPH2IGPIFH0F39AML/image-asset.jpeg)
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